You must prepare yourself for the experience. You have arrived. A coming of age if you will.

But first, I do need to capture some of your information to update our contact records and to verify that you are who you say you are (don't want any significant others sneaking into our exclusive club, do we).

Once you have filled out this information, your password will automatically be forwarded to your email address. Absolutely no one will have access to this information except me. Ever. Unless someone offers up some ungodly amount of money, in which case I will split it with you.

If you DO NOT have your authorized "Men Are Pigs" password, please scroll down and supply a 'bit 'o info to receive your password.

I'm an Authorized Pig:

I would like a password PLEASE.

First Name:
Middle Name:
Last Name:
Spouse Name:
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